Save the greatest asset that America possess, the wonderfully luscious, whole-sum stache, of one "Arthur Kohle.

America has experienced some hard times in recent history, from economic turmoil to terrorist threats both domestic and foreign. One thing has prevailed, one thing has held us together as a nation, and that's Arthur's Stache .Arthur Kohle is a college student living in Carmichael California. His stache is the glue that's held our proud nation together in the toughest of times. And without that glue, this country is bound to crash and burn, just like you're daddy's Ford Pinto. I urge you, fellow Americans, to sign this petition and save our great nation. Arthur Kohle plans to shave this stache, and when He does, just like Samson, we will lose our strength. But our voice will be heard, God bless America, God bless the Stache!