Save the Leprechauns in Ireland.

In recent years, the Irish people have stopped caring about and in certain cases, even stopped believing in leprechauns. It is now common to see down and out little people begging on street corners, their fabled pots of gold having been reduced to little more than donation cups. As a result of this they are leaving Ireland for a better life in the Republic of Fairy Land. I am calling on the Obama administration to do what the Irish state is failing to do and protect this minority from further suffering. We need to act now!