Michael Bay has recently announced that he will be making the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie and making numerous ridiculous changes to our beloved original plot. The basic concepts of the franchise have been well established and he should know better then to change those. What Michael Bay has done thus far is unforgivable and it is clear he must be stopped before any more damage is done to cherished franchises from our youth. For all we know he could get hold of thundercats, He-man, She-ra, Strawberry shortcake or even My little pony.
It is time for preemptive action to stop this. I am requesting that wanton destruction of childhood media for financial gain become an terrorist act enforceable by NDAA. Michael Bay must be arrested and mutilated so he can no longer commit these acts.



