In response to the injustice and poor judgement displayed by the Florida Justice Dept. we urge the Obama Administration to create a massive public works program to saw off Florida. We estimate that this project would not only rid the United States of a malignant tumor, but it would also create hundreds of thousands of the kind of green, infrastructure-based jobs that will turn around this stalling economy. In order to the maintain the round number of 50 states, this would be a nice opportunity to invite Puerto Rico into the union. We implore you! Bring out the saws! Florida is no longer welcome. #sawoffflorida
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