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Scrap the current justice sytem and replace it with motorcycle riding vigilante mobs.

Created by J.P. on March 31, 2015

Force President Obama to scrap the current, ineffective criminal justice system, and replace it with an organization of sheriffs that act as judge, jury, and executioner. Each sheriff has the ability to act as they see fit in any situation, whether that be nailing a suspect's balls to the wall or giving him a hot, steamy cup of chai tea. This would make crime fighting much more efficient, and drastically reduce our prison population. These motorcycle-riding, shotgun-toting, cowboy-hat wearing sheriffs would also greatly lower costs to the states, as they would not have to spend as much on prisons, and they would not be paying for lethal injection drugs.Sign this petition if you believe in true Western justice, and the restoration of America's original justice system.

Criminal Justice Reform
Gun Violence
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