There's been a lot of concern about the security of our border with Mexico, some of them very understandable. Some have recommended we build a fence to secure it. I believe I have a better answer.
In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie, thousands of years passed under Sauron's watchful eye before anyone crossed the border unnoticed. In this time of economic stress, we don't need more taxes to build a fence and set up troops to guard it constantly. With Sauron's gaze fixed on the Mexican border, we will preserve jobs at home for Americans and save countless taxpayer dollars, all while building ties with a strong and valuable ally.
This should serve as an acceptable compromise between those opposed to a fence and those in favor of some sort of action regarding our borders. Thank you