Changes to the tumblr layout have both confused and angered tumblr users over the ages.
In order to ensure the safety of tumblr's programmers, we seek an injunction against their constant changes to the already functioning layout.
This injunction will prohibit tumblr from:
(a) Making changes to the dashboard layout.
(b) Disabling one-click reblogging.
(c) Hindering add-ons' (such as Missing E and Tumblr Saviour) ability to enhance the tumblr experience.
If this injunction does not proceed to court, the users of tumblr shall lay claim to the creator of tumblr's first-born children.