Please help our cause. Nigeria is currently in the middle of is greatest economic recession of all time and needs an emergency investment. If this petition is accepted then the Obama Administration need only email the account details of a bank account containing minimum $3m (we will only take $50,000) to scamprince@nigeria.net and within 3 months $16.5m will be paid back into the bank account. We can also promise that President Obama will be reinstated for 3 more consecutive terms of office, so long as he does nothing to displease our God.
You can also pledge money to our cause at https://support.wwf.org.uk/
Only you,Barack, can help save the Beautiful Ugandan Rainforest from Kony.