Send Ann back to the wintry hell from whence she came.

We, the residents of places where 55 deg F is considered uncomfortable and the snows do not fall but twice in January, do petition the executive office of the United States of America to forcibly return Ann M. to the wintry wasteland of the North. She has brought upon us the disfavor of the weather gods and has sent us into a cold oblivion, the likes of which has not been seen for at least 2 or 3 years.