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Send a box of tin-foil hats to the members of the congressional committee investigating Benghazi (again).

Created by D.W. on May 08, 2014

We, the taxpayers of the United States, feel that legislators should pass meaningful laws and investigate real issues. We therefore petition to have all members of the recently announced committee, headed by Rep. Trey Gowry, to again investigate the events regarding Benghazi, be sent a box of tinfoil hats; to block the mind-reading and mind-control rays of the NSA/CIA/Kenyan/Socialist/etc satellites. We sincerely hope that they can then do the job for which they are paid. Many of us actually work for our paychecks and with proper support, they can too. Perhaps they can eventually become productive members of society (antipsychotics also should be provided under Obamacare or other program/insurance as needed).

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