Send British Citizen Piers Morgan to Guantanamo Bay for Attacking the 2nd Amendment

Whereas a great number of Americans favor the deportation of Piers Morgan for attacking our Second Amendment rights;
Whereas Mr. Morgan's fear-mongering about gun violence causes many Americans to live in fear and is, therefore, an act of terrorism;
Whereas a great number of British citizen ask that we not deport Mr. Morgan back to the UK, making Mr. Morgan a quasi-stateless person;
Whereas we still have facilities in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, for the detention of stateless terrorists;
We the undersigned petition that British Citizen Piers Morgan be detained in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, until there is a nation willing to accept his entry and residence.