We petition the Obama adminstration to use the exectutive privledge of the Commander and Chief of the armed forces of the United States to begin immediate military intervention in the Syrian civil war by deploying all members of the United States Senate, House of Representatives, Supreme Court, and cabinet into Damascus to provide direct combat support to the patriots of Al Qaeda who are fighting for the noble cause of establishing a sharia based Democratic Republic of Syria where no man will ever be tempted with impure thoughts after glimpsing the ankles of a non-burka clad trollop.
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