It has come to my attention that there are creatures of Hell roaming the bottom of the ocean. These creatures are terrifying in appearance and just utterly repulsive altogether. However, I along with an esteemed member of my community have devised a plan to rid the Earth of these hellions.
If we could somehow gather every last one of Satan’s descendants, we must then put them on a one-way rocket, preferable named USS Not Coming Back. If we can convince him, I believe Justin Beiber would be a great pilot for this mission. Let’s be honest, the world would be better without him. Also, to ensure the Leviathans of the Sea do not escape, I think it would be in everyone’s best interest to appoint the Republican Party as flight attendants. It’s what George Washington wanted, anyways.
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