Mahmoud Ahmadinejad ("President" of "Iran") claimed that he would be the first Iranian in space after the "Iranian space program" fired a monkey into space and got it back alive.
I want the Obama administration to find an Iranian qualified to go into space or qualify an Iranian and send him into space through any means we have and recover him alive.
*Convincing a rich Iranian to pay the Russians to send him to space is valid too.
Then send Iran a picture of you smiling.