The CyberBunker DDoS is a direct and coordinated attack against vital American communications infrastructure. MPL (Michael Paul Lucking) is a perfect candidate to be airlifted into the CyberBunker compound to cease Sven Olaf Kamphuis (cb3rob)'s attacks. MPL is a highly-skilled network engineer and murderer, which makes him the perfect candidate to accomplish this task. If, within 24 hours, MPL is successful in his mission, he should be awarded a full Presidential Pardon for his 2011 murder of a Dallas-area stripper.



