Give radio host, Alex Jones, the tremendous honor of a one way all expenses paid trip to outer space.
Allow him to retain his Constitutional right to bear arms by agreeing that he take all of his firearms with him on this joyous exhibition.
His ultimate destination will lie solely at his discretion. The American people will foot the bill to blast him into the outer realms of our planet but beyond that, end location will be determined by how much hot air he can exhaust to propel him to his final chosen destination. He can camp out on the moon, rot away on Mars or just take up some precious space in the cosmos; regardless, this mission is strictly a one way trip.