As ISIS continues to spread their message of hate, the American people await a hero with the power to defeat them. We thus ask that the US government deploy their most powerful weapon: the Robosaurus. Forced to waste his talents entertaining drunk hillbillies at monster truck rallies, it's time we let this steel butterfly of death spread his wings and serve his country. Equipped with a megaphone which plays “Welcome to the Jungle” on repeat, Robosaurus’s gnashing teeth will inflict justice while his deafening roars instill terror into those that strive for the same. The smoldering rubble left behind will send a clear message: that America doesn't negotiate with terrorists.
For more information about Robosaurus see the following research video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpLSkO8l9f0