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Send Seal Team 6 in to kill the evil crocodile king before its to late to fulfill the prophecy

Created by H.S. on January 15, 2013

The evil crocidile kings evil hand has played a part in the economic destruction of amerika for far too long. We need to send Seal Team 6 in to show that croc motherfucker whos boss. but first we need to send a midget to a volcano to destroy a magical ring. the eye of sauron must not see what we are doing because he is in with that croc bastard. we believe that the evil crocodile king and sauron were partner before as well. we have reason to believe that they opened up the department of motor vehicles to get back at the white man. If we don't stop them before its too late, the middle class will rise, marijuana will be legal, there will be a cure for cancer, and i might have bigger pecks. Obama is working with the evil crocodile king.

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