Recently, a downtrodden Second Life member with an AOL-like and semi-dirty name sought solace from his long suffering at the hands of griefers, tramps and thieves by taking refuge at SLU. Sharing his tale of woe and struggle and his hope that none other than President Barack Obama would hear his plea and intervene, he was greeted not with the customary American welcoming spirit of Ellis Island and America's Sheriff Joe Arpaio, but instead with cruelty, scorn and some admittedly witty LOLcats and animated drama GIFs.
This egregious abuse cannot go unpunished. I ask that the perpetrators be immediately remanded to Guantanamo Bay without trial as a lesson to all those who do not recognize the seriousness of business. Put the US back in USA. Thank you, and God Bless America.