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Send Taylor Swift to North Korea - she will end the Evil Regime by annoying Kim Jong Un to death

Created by K.V. on January 03, 2015

Taylor Swift is the most powerful weapon America has against any man. We should enlist her help to get rid of Kim Jong Un of North Korea.

The plan is already outlined in her song "Blank Space."

1) She will make him good for a weekend.
2) She will find out what he likes.
3) She will be that girl for a month.
4) She will then drive Kim Jong Un crazy.
5) She will take a golf club and beat Kim Jong Un's exotic car collection to a pulp.
6) She will then inherit North Korea when Kim Jong Un drives away in a beat up AC Cobra.

Additionally, this would be to her benefit as well. She will then introduce to this country her music, so the people of North Korea can be exposed to the same joy and happiness that the rest of the world experiences when listening to her songs.

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