As students and faculty in HIST 492 ("Pivotal Elections in US History"), we are worried by the degradation of our God-given liberties and the despoilation of our precious bodily fluids. (We note as well that your spell-checker doesn't believe that "despoilation" is a word. We expect nothing less from godless freedom-haters.)
As Alaskans, moreover, we are disturbed by the bloated Federal control of our natural resources, which we would like to exploit without the shackles of the State chafing our wrists and ankles, wearing our skin away to a bloody, scabby ring of freedomlessness. (Your spell-checker also rejects "freedomlessness." Fascists.)
As a gesture of good will, we are willing to offer you, straight up, Sarah Palin (and two bears) in exchange for our long-lost natural liberties.