Set up suicide booths in poor neighborhoods, so we can commit suicide with dignity and contribute to society at large.

We the Economically Challenged People of these United States, have become increasingly aware of the burden and liability we are to this great nation; due to the cuts in foodstamps, along with other welfare programs, we see the writing on the wall and place this modest proposal to help with a balanced budget, reduced poverty, improved environment and national happiness index by gracefully removing ourselves and our eyesore of a sad sight from the earth, while contributing to society and those we leave behind in positive ways.
This "Logan's Law" or "The Soylent Green Act." Will create an initiative where suicide booths are installed in poor neighborhoods. The body of the dead will be used as fertilizer for urban gardening projects, with a small stipend paid to our loved ones. Everyone wins!