In the late 90's a vile presence has fallen upon our great nation, that of the Brown Marmorated Stink Bug. This creature, while offensive to both the eyes and nose, appears to many to be but a mere pest. However, this wicked creature sets out to destroy our crops, and poses a great threat to our agriculture. They are the enemy and must be destroyed, by any means necessary. I'd go as far to say we must declare war upon them, as they are a foreign, invasive species, and have declared open hostilities upon us on our own soil!



