Dear U.S. government and President Obama: In view of the Shandong Luneng Football Club in the transmission of the disease during the signings, sluggishness and a variety of mentally handicapped reason, as Shandong Luneng Football Club fan, the request of the government of Shandong Luneng Football Club senior send allinto the Mars aliens from outer space base, their mentally retarded brain humanitarian transformation.Thanks for the helping hand of the government.Shandong Luneng club fans to stay.
尊敬的美国政府及奥巴马总统：鉴于山东鲁能泰山足球俱乐部在引援过程中的猫腻、懈怠以及各类弱智原因，作为山东鲁能足球俱乐部的忠实球迷，请求贵政府将山东鲁能足球俱乐部的高层全部送入火星外太空外星人基地，将他们弱智的脑子进行人道主义的改造。感谢贵政府的援手。山东鲁能俱乐部球迷留。