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Shoot down Russian planes that try to dance around us like fat ballerina girls.

Created by S.D. on May 01, 2016

Because our good Russian friends have had too much vodka, we would be remiss not to remind them that their warplanes are effective against Syrians with Kalashnikovs, but not the United States Air Force. Hopefully, we will allow the pilot time to eject and have a nice parachute ride down. Then we will pick him up, feed him a hamburger, and put him on a train to Vauxhall station.

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