On behalf of Dave and Chuck the Freak and the rest of the "American" people, we feel the United States of America should undergo a name change.
It should no longer be known as America, it should be know as 'Murica.
The United States of America should be called the much simpler United States of 'Murica.
The citizens of this country should no longer be referred to as Americans and simply be called 'Muricans.
We feel this name will closer represent the 'Murican people by providing a quicker, shorter, and more efficient name.