Belgian waffles are delicious, there should be no argument among The American People about this fact. Currently, there is a distinct lack of Belgian waffles in and around my mouth and face on weekday mornings.
I believe, and I think most Americans will agree with me, that an injustice such as this should not stand. We, the people of this country, ask that President Obama personally deliver 1 Belgian waffle to my house by 8:00am every weekday morning. The waffle can be blueberry in nature if Mr. Obama wishes. Organic butter (from a local dairy) is a requirement and, if available, locally-sourced pure-maple-syrup should be provided as well.
This waffle-delivery system will be personally financed by members of congress. A lottery will be set up to decide who gets the honor of doing so.