For five seasons, "Game of Thrones" has depicted dragons almost exclusively in a negative light. When they aren't ravaging a village or eating sheep, they are chained up in a dark basement, and not in a kinky, cool way.
We the people speak today on behalf of the dragons, who have no voice, as they can only roar and spit fire (and not in the way colloquially considered to be cool in the hip-hop community). We ask that on this upcoming season of "Game of Thrones" we see dragons do something at least kind of chill, so that viewers may learn that the song of ice and fire is more than just a death march.