In direct response to the clear domination of VVP vs Hockey let us a take a moment to show our Russian counterparts how it’s really done.
I petition the White House to organize a FIBA 3x3 Basketball Game between 'The Best of the White House' (Team USA), and a team consisting on the best 38yr-old+ active NBA Veterans (Team VVP).
The winner of the game shall be granted the sole-privilege of the 2014 White House Turkey-Pardon. This includes selection, speech and commutation of said turkey. The losing team will be forbidden from participating in the turkey pardon.
My request to you Mr. President is simple – a brief respite from the overly-complicated political theater we encounter in our daily lives.
Full petition is here: