Shut down all business, government institutions, and general forms of labor while official nfl games are being aired

This is a petition for all of us blue collar football lovers who are forced to work for the man on what can only be described as our holiest of holy days. If you are tired of missing all the big hits, big plays, and big games just to ring up some ungrateful grandma at the local deli then this is your petition. It's time to rise up against this game say oppression and take back what has always been and will always be ours. Fight for your right to scream wildly at a bunch of people who will never hear a word you're saying while shoving endless amounts of wings in your mouth. Together we can do this. The time is now!