I am a Conservative Christian man, which means I know better than anyone how this country should be run. This country is rampant with evil and there is only one way to stop it. We have to re-institute the Law of God as our founding fathers intended when they created this great nation.
This petition is the first step in making sure our country finally comes back to God and is once again the great nation that our devoutly Christian forefathers (Who were not at all Deists influenced by enlightenment philosophy) intended.
This step, will bring everyone back into the loving arms of Christ Jesus.
Unless they are gay. Because God Hates Fags.
Once this is law, I will post new petitions detailing the more specific laws of this country such as the "everyone must vote Republican" law.