Dear President Obama,
Most Americans really do appreciate your executive action on gun control. Keeping guns out of the hands of criminals is a serious step in the right direction for the lives in this country. But now that we have regulation on that, we need to talk about the second most dangerous thing that this country deals with: neckbeards.
The first step that should be taken to destroying these radical extremists would be to regulate their symbol of choice: the fedora. By requiring background checks upon purchase, we can ensure that the wearer is someone who has the proper fashion credentials to wear one of these things, not a 'nice guy' who uses terrorists terms such as M'lady and posts radical sentiment on reddit.com