Slip-and-fall deaths far outnumber the death count cont caused by firearms. Since we recognize these real threats that cause so many deaths, and since this argument has been used for gun control, we ask Obama to act on a far more dangerous object. Showers.
We at The Resistance Journals know how dangerous slip-and-fall's can be, and see the large number of deaths as a threat to National Security. On behalf of Americans in all 50 States, we are calling on the President to sign an executive order to ban these harmful, and dangerous weapons. We cannot sit idly by as showers continue to cleanse the earth, by killing off the humans who we can all agree are destroying it.