Recently, baseball legend Keith Hernandez shaved his award winning mustache, much to the chagrin of manly men everywhere. It's time for our government to do the right thing and demand that Keith restore his mustache to its past glory. Only you, my fellow Americans, can make this happen. Together we can do the impossible.
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