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Sign an executive order obliging Wendy's to provide straws of better structural integrity with sales of the Frosty.

Created by P.L. on April 25, 2013

The straws currently distributed with every purchase of a Wendy's Frosty are substandard. If one attempts to draw the delicious contents through the straw, as opposed to a spoon, the straw collapses and no frosty food is consumed. This is not necessarily important when one is sitting in a Wendy's while enjoying a Frosty, but the situation could lead to hazardous driving conditions. A driver, frustrated by the inability to experience Frosty bliss, may begin driving erratically. Eating a Frosty with a spoon also does not mix well with driving. This necessary consumer protection measure would ensure that straws provided with Frosty purchases are driver friendly.

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