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TO SIGN AN EXECUTIVE ORDER TO PREVENT MISS ASHLEY ALEXIS FROM DEFLATING HER SPECTACULAR B( 0 )( 0 )BIES

Created by J.T. on June 03, 2015

MISS ASHLEY ALEXIS CURRENTLY HAS SPECTACULAR MAN MADE ENHANCEMENTS THAT WERE INSPIRED BY GOD AND THEREFORE THEY SHOULD NOT BE MESSED WITH. ASHLEY STATED THAT SHE WANTED TO BE ABLE TO RUN COMFORTABLY ONCE AGAIN, THEREFORE I RECOMMEND WE ALL CHIP IN AND GET HER THE CORRECT SPORTS BRAS OR OTHER NEEDED CONTRAPTIONS TO HELP SOLVE THE PROBLEM. SAVE THE BOOBIES.

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