sign an executive order requiring all Federal employees to refer to Ohio State University as "An Ohio State University."

American civilization is under unprecedented attack by a ferocious and unscrupulous group of terrorists known as "Buckeyes". In an effort to promulgate their un-American agenda, they insist on referring to their alma mater as "The" Ohio State University. How many more innocents must be subjected to this violent attack against inclusiveness and world peace? It is time for the Administration to take a stand. The President has a pen, and (unlike most Buckeyes) he knows how to use it. Please, engage the Federal bureaucracy in combating the awful terrorists: sign an executive order requiring all Federal employees and contractors to refer to the school as "An" Ohio State University. Give peace a chance.