Mr. President, since Miss Jackson's ill-fated "Nipplegate" in Super Bowl XXXVIII, Americans have been subject to watered down, uninspired halftime shows featuring washed up, tired grandpas, and haggard, over-the-hill grannies. (We're looking at you, Madonna!) It is only a matter of time before we see that delinquent Bieber -or even worse, the likes of Miley Cyrus twerking her way across the stage of what SHOULD BE America's greatest show! Mr. Obama, YOU have the power to do something about this. That's why as Americans, we implore you to sign a bill making this year's halftime entertainer to be "Weird Al" Yankovic- a true American treasure! Americans DESERVE a true entertainer for their halftime! Mr. President Mr Yankovic is not just the entertainer we deserve, but the one that we need!
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