On the national holidays that honor US military veterans:
Honorably serving or discharged veterans should be entitled to enough free beer to get said veteran suitably intoxicated.
The beer may be acquired from whatever vendor of their choosing, be it a bar, supermarket or beverage supplier.
Veteran must present suitable identification for acquisition of beer.
Local law enforcement must organize a veteran taxi service on these holidays and provide free rides home for intoxicated veterans. No summons, fines or arrests of veterans can be executed in the conduct of such taxi/free-ride operations.
All citizens having BBQ parties must provide free hot dogs and hamburgers to veterans upon request.