We the people, know that you have smoked cannabis in the past. Perhaps you have forgotten how much safer it is than alcohol. Cannabis does not make one act like a complete fool, say regrettable things, make bad sexual decisions, become aggressive, etc. Most Americans have tried it. Some sources say up to 60% have tried it at some point in their life.
Like we stated earlier, we know you have smoked in the past as you have admitted to it. But, perhaps you have forgotten. We request you allow us to smoke you out. The details of this can be arranged later but the short of it is we would like to share a bowl of our finest with you and have an honest discussion about ending cannabis prohibition. The ball is in your court, good sir.