smoke a marijuana spliff in the oval office while addressing the american public with jlo

Barack Obama, please consider promoting timely marijuana legislation for the general public by addressing the nation with a marijuana spliff to protest the current republican filibuster and thus the expected lame duck. as you may know, marijuana for recreational use is legal in the district of columbia and you should be considered to be exercising executive interest in this legislation for the federal government. also, i would like to request you get a lap-dance from j-lo during the address and smack her big ass cheek with a little friendly slap, clinton isn't the only one who didn't inhale in the whitehouse