Solution to rising sea level associated with global warming

Sometimes the simple solution is the best! The solution to the rising sea level is to pump the world's ocean into the deserts on a global scale. This is a phenomenal Idea! Imagine the water that turns into precipitation in the surrounding region!? This is monumental! Seriously think about the ramifications of having the global rising water level solved, while at the same time increasing the capacity of the earth to produce crops due to precipitation increase! This innovation will change the world! I have inventions for filtering ocean water and energy creation that once patented will all change the world! SOMEONE LISTEN TO ME I HAVE PHENOMENAL IDEAS THAT ARE GOING TO CHANGE THE WORLD!! I WILL CHANGE THE WORLD