speak to the Olympic committee about adding water slides to the summer Olympics.

While I realize that the White House does not determine Olympic events, I imagine that it has some voice. Bobsled and luge have been winter Olympic events for a long time, and it is only logical that the summer counterpart, water sliding (with and without rafts) should be included in summer events. They are essentially the same thing, only with water in a different state. I believe that water slide events would be very popular, as well as allowing a new breed of athletes into the mix. It is time for change, and water slide is the change we need. Please address the summer Olympic committee to include this sport.