Without a doubt the Spy Kids trilogy will go down as a seminal piece of filmography in the history of our great nation. The cutting edge combination of action, comedy, and a family friendly focus propelled Robert Rodriguez's spy-fiction franchise into international success, and into our nation's heart. However the franchise has slipped out of the limelight recently, much to our nation's detriment. It has been scientifically proven that the halt of the Spy Kids franchise lead to the Boston Marathon bombing. I propose that the federal government commission Robert Rodriguez (by force if necessary) to direct a gritty reboot of the Spy Kids films, with no less than thirty minutes of nude Danny Trejo. Such a film would without a doubt bring great prosperity back to our great nation.
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