Juggalos negatively impact society in a variety of ways; from poor hygienenic practices, neanderthalic mating patterns, as well as loud obnoxious "music", they are poisoning our culture and our gene pool. Their regressive and mortifying practices of their backwards, abhorrent pseudo culture (such as eating the runt of their young, and allergy to deodorant product such as dove, old spice, etc.) are counterintuitive to western progressive values. Juggalos rally and only travel in packs and I implore that we trace their migration patterns so we may properly neuter or spay them, and relocate them into Juggalos habitats away from society. Insane clown posse and other Juggalo cultural "music" will be removed from all media; such as Spotify or soundcloud. Please hear our pleas gentle congress.



