Alas, Mr. President the nigh is upon us! Your faithful have grown restless at the impuissant arm of Christian Ponder and the incapable offensive play scheming of William Scott Musgrave. Mr. President, is 0 and 3 not enough? Can't you see that Matthew Cassel is all we need? ALAS, MR. PRESIDENT we beseech thee! Order Rick Spielman to start Matthew Cassel, so that we may be redeemed! Surely, Mr. President you understand, for it is you who is a Bears fan.



