The State of Colorado would like to relocate to the moon and start its NEW government.

In response to the illegal election of someone vaguely similar to what we think a Muslim might look like, The Entire State of Colorado would like to be relocated to the Moon, so that we might create a NEW government that will more closely resemble the one our founding fathers intended (except it will be on the moon). We would also like for each of our citizens (or Moonizens if you prefer) to be outfitted with awesome "moon-ski's" which are like "jet-ski's" but for the moon. In the event that we arrive on the moon only to find more Muslims, we would like to be transported to the nearest celestial body not tainted by the teaching of Mohammed.