America's morale is at an all time low. This could be the straw that breaks her beautiful backside. Speaking of which, wasn't he married to J-Lo for awhile? Oh God, remember that scene in Gigli where she talks about the pride you has in her nether region?
Anyway, Obama, you know this is a moral travesty and a degradation of an American icon. In fact I wouldn't be surprised if 'they' were behind this. You know who I mean...