Step down and allow Matt Mulledy to assume presidency. Matt's goatee is the king of foreign policy and its his destiny.

The Mulledy administration firmly believes in freedom in every act of your everyday life. If you want to spark a blunt by God spark it wherever you want, whenever you want. The Mulledy administration also believes in pulling out of the Middle East, because NO ONE wants to get her pregnant. Plus her downstairs is sandy and it hurts American men everywhere. The Mulledy administration would pursue an insertion into Sweden because it hasn't been hit and should be nice and tight. Plus her sister Norway has a nice backdoor. Matt also wants equal rights for women to calm them down. The Mulledy administration firmly believes in the belief, "stay in your own yard". Sorry, hombres. Matt will also get rid of prisons and simply deport our criminals to the Middle East to wreak havoc. CHRONIC