We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, do ordain that it is only right and fitting that the amazingly wise and awe-inspiring Tamara R. Faulkner should henceforth be our leader. We beseech President Obama to step down and allow her to rule us with ultimate power and grace.
By taking control of the country, Mrs. Tamara R. Faulkner will agree not only to do away with all of the silly arbitrator laws that bog down the country, but also will paint the White House purple in order to show a new and exciting change in the mindset of our wonderful nation.